The first rule of HOW TO BE VERY, VERY POPULAR? Do not try to be something you are not. The film starred Betty Grable and Sheree North. It made money in its day but it is a dreadful film that has not aged well.
Sheree and FOX thought she could be the new Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn knew the script was garbage and turned it down. She was battling with FOX for control of her career, better scripts, better projects. She would go to New York and study with Lee Strasberg.
She was a great actress, one of the best of last century, and working with Mr. Strasberg at The Actors Studio only made her even better. She more than deserved the Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical that she won for SOME LIKE IT HOT.
SOME LIKE IT HOT? That is a classic film directed by Billy Wilder who also co-wrote the script with I.L. Diamond. Adapting two stage plays, Nunley Johnson wrote HOW TO BE VERY, VERY POPULAR and he directed it. He planned for it to reteam Marilyn and Betty Grable who had worked so well together in his HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE. This film is not at all like SOME LIKE IT HOT. The two women do not pose as men (the way Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon pose as women). They do witness a murder and flee town (as Mr. Curtis and Mr. Lemmon do) but that is really it. And that is at the start of the film. The characters are dull and the script is plodding.
Betty Grable is practical. She is not beautiful in this film nor in any others. She had been acting for many, many years before she became a star. She became a star in WWII because she represented what the government wanted to sell women as during that period -- a period where women worked in factories to replace the men who were fighting in the war. Ms. Grable was a good sport. She was never an actress. She could manage a comedic line. Give her a dance number and she could actually bring personality to the screen. But she was not a beauty and she was not an actress.
Sheree North was something far worse. How was she going to be the new Monroe? The studio kept her on the payroll as a threat to Marilyn for years and when Marilyn refused this film, they thought Sheree North could pull it off.
Ms. North lacks Ms. Monroe's beauty and her talent. Most surprisingly -- since the 50s were all about the breasts -- she does not even have an impressive body and lacks all of Marilyn's curves. In other words, her va-vas do not voom. Her "Shake, Rattle and Roll" number in the film is an embarrassment as she gyrates and we are not ever supposed to notice that (a) the body is generic and (b) she has no rhythm.
Ms. Monroe could act, she could sing, she could dance, she could charm. She held your eye whenever she was onscreen. Ms. forgettable and she is not helped by being given a hairstyle too similar to Ms. Grable's hairstyle.
Later in life, Ms. North would find some applause on TV. People assumed she did these amazing turns as a guest star. She was not amazing on ARCHIE BUNKER'S PLACE -- no one was amazing on that tired show. When Edith Bunker died, she took the laughs with her. On THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, she was a hit on two episodes. That was a well written series and any actress in the role would have done well. The only thing she brought to the role was her (by then) smoky voice. She was a laugh during that same time period on MCMILLIAN AND WIFE as a woman out to destroy Susan St. James' Sally to land Rock Hudson's Mac. She is cringe-inducing in the role, she is so awful.
Jayne Mansfield is another actress that FOX used in an attempt to blackmail Marilyn Monroe into doing what they wanted. At least Ms. Mansfield had a body. She did not have Marilyn's gift for acting. You never believe her in a role. You always know it is Jayne Mansfield. She cannot create a character on the screen. But she was sexy, she was beautiful, she could dance, and she could sing. All she lacked was Marilyn's gift for acting. Ms. North, by contrast, lacked everything and that is very clear when you watch 1955's HOW TO BE VERY, VERY POPULAR which aired on FXM today.
This is C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot" for today:
Friday, September 3, 2021. Turkey bombs a refugee camp in Iraq, the US government's bribe of Moqtada al-Sadr doesn't appear to be paying off, Iraqi voters lukewarm to the October elections and if THE VANGUARD is acknowledging women, it must mean that they've found some women to slime yet again.
I'm not a nice person, I admit it. I try to be nice. And then crap like this pops up.
THE VANGUARD. That's exactly the segment they should never have done. Two men who rarely speak to women on their program -- you can go a whole month without them finding a woman to speak to -- wanting to weigh in on women. Because, apparently, (a) they're experts on women and (b) what the world sorely needs is another man telling women what is and is not, what matters and what doesn't.
Stream it -- figure out whether you should laugh or cry.
Needs a hair cut has the nerve to say of the women on THE VIEW -- and I'd assume past and present because they're talking about the past and the present, ""First of all, no one on THE VIEW is really all that qualified to be talking about politics."
I believe what he means to say is that women aren't qualified to speak of politics.
THE VIEW was created by Barbara Walters. She is a famous journalist. She even interviewed Bashar al-Assad in 2011 and did so because of the war drums pounding -- not to encourage war but to give Americans a look at who Assad was. And she did it over the initial objections of ABC brass. That was one of Barbra's last power moves as a journalist.
Meredith Viera -- whom I loathe -- may be a game show host to the little weiner boys of THE VANGUARD, but Vieira was a professional journalist. She joined THE VIEW in 1997. She began her professional journalism career in 1975 -- along the way, that includes being a correspondent for 60 MINUTES and WEST 57TH.
Lisa Ling was one of the best hosts THE VIEW ever had and Lisa was and is a journalist.
Rosie O'Donnell ran MCCALLS (into the ground, some might argue, but the magazine was already struggling before she came on board) from 2000 to 2003.
Joy Behar is a comedian who has long been a talk show host.
We could go through the list all day.
But many of the women have journalism backgrounds.
And they're not required to have that. "All different backgrounds" -- that's what Barbra introduction to each show would note, she wanted to bring together women to discuss the news of the day.
I'm not claiming THE VIEW was ever epic breaking TV. But it was a step forward and I need to note something before Barbra Walters passes so she can get the credit she deserves. Today, there's THE CHEW and so much else outright copying THE VIEW. And we've had, for example, a news/public affairs program (CBS MORNING NEWS) that featured Norah O'Donnell and Gayle King at the same time. When THE VIEW came on, women weren't on. They were the smiling wifey that a Jane Pauley (I've never been impressed with that ___) or a Joan Lunden (who was at least a sweet person) portrayed next to the male host -- and female guests weren't really on that often -- not on the Sunday chat & chews, not on the public affairs programs.
Barbra wanted a program that was made up of women -- plural -- who would conduct interviews and comment on the events of the day. She wanted to take the TV cameras to the majority of the world -- women. It was successful and it's been so copied that it's very easy, all these years later, to not give her credit for what she did and what she accomplished because it seems so natural and so obvious. But what she did was groundbreaking for commercial, broadcast television. (Bonnie Erbe did something similar for public television with TO THE CONTRARY WITH BONNIE ERBE starting in 1992, five years earlier.) Barbara deserves credit for that.
When she passes, her obits should note the ground she broke as interviewer and how she went on to break more ground with THE VIEW. I'm not a friend of Barbara's and I'm not a big fan of her work but I do give her credit for what she did on TV. And, to her credit, she never shied away from reactions. I haven't watched THE VIEW in years and that's probably because Barbara's no longer a part of it. When she was, I could call her after the broadcast and she'd take the call even though she knew if I was calling, I was calling to gripe. My calls usually didn't even open with a hello. They usually opened with an "I'm enraged." Such as when Meredith proved to be the ultimate bitch on air and, no, I will never forgive her for that. Joy has stated to me that she went too far that episode (yes, you did, Joy) but was caught up in the times. Caught up in the times?
This was when THE VIEW went right wing -- shocking for viewers of today's show. They didn't just go right wing, they spent 'hot topics' trashing Jane Fonda. Excuse me. Lisa didn't trash Jane. Lisa watched with discomfort as the others trashed Jane. Lisa tried to speak up but was talked over (yelled over) by Joy and Meredith. Which I also pointed out to Barbara who wasn't on that day's show but was on the next day's show and made a point to sit next to Lisa for support. It was outrageous.. It was the biggest nonsense you'd ever seen in the world and there are people in their 20s who probably would never believe it happened, certainly not on the 'lefty' VIEW. It happened. And I will never, ever forgive Meredith for it. The venom and hate that she snarled and unleashed? I will never forgive her. They were so eager to appear to be Republican that they went to town on Jane in the most disgusting way. It was out of bounds. And that point was made, to Barbara's credit, by Barbara on the next day's show.
So don't think I'm some devotee of the show who catches every episode.
But I do appreciate what Barbara did and how she changed television.
So let's give her credit for that.
Let's also note that this was supposed to be different points of view. It would be great if that were true. And we do get different corporate points of view. The show's never really had an activist on -- Rosie's the closet to an activist they've had on. But, yes, they do bring different life experiences to the show which was the point Barbara had in mind. Cindy McCain's daughter grew up wealthy because of Cindy and part of the political circuit because of John. Starr Jones was -- as she never tired of insisting on air -- a lawyer. You had people with a lot of lived experiences and others who were "just starting out" as Barbara used to note in the introductions. You had married mothers, you had single mothers, you had this, you had that. Different walks of life.
They're not qualified to discuss politics?
Because they're women?
I don't understand that -- is it because I'm a woman, VANGUARD hosts? I don't understand because they're all American adults largely speaking of American politics and, when 'tackling' the world, doing so from a very US-focused and centered view.
They're not qualified to discuss politics?
I get that the tiny wiener boys were busy sprouting hairs when the Iraq War began out but let me help them out by explaining we never need to live through that again. Their puberty? No, people dictating who was and wasn't qualified to be on TV discussing. Peace activists were shut out. Voices calling for a slower rush to war even were also shut out.
The answer is never less voices, the answer is always more voices. That's what makes for a thriving democracy, an inclusive public square.
So I am appalled that they would say that anyone wasn't qualified to talk politics but I'm especially appalled by their ingrained sexism that allowed them to declare that of a show hosted by women when you grasp how many shows are hosted by men and THE VANGUARD hasn't questioned them.
Not qualified to discuss politics?
Again, I've got to laugh. And note, "Look who's talking."
THE VANGUARD thinks the women of THE VIEW aren't qualified to talk politics but these boys think they're qualified to discuss a topic? Let's see, the other time we called these boys out, it was because they were trying to repeat Rose McGowan's criticism of CAA without understanding it. (CAA has a long, long history of exploiting and abusing women. Alyssa's connection to CAA is not as a client -- Alyssa has no career, she's only at CAA because of her husband.) In fact, as I remember the criticism we offered here, it also included that they devoted a segment to Rose McGowan, THE VANGUARD did, and never managed to pronounce her name correctly once. And that was a segment a few months ago, not years and years ago. Rose has been a known quantity since SCREAM -- it's a little late in the game to not know how to pronounce her name (though I wasn't aware McGowan was an uncommon name).
Maybe people who don't do the basic work required ahead of a segment to know how to pronounce the name of a woman their segment is about are the last people to question anyone else's qualifications?
And that shoddy work continues in the segment at the top of this snapshot. THE VIEW is not a cable show -- as stringy hair wrongly insists it is. And stocky boy insists that he'd watch the program with his grandma every afternoon. Uh. No. Not if you were watching it when it aired -- maybe you watched it on a VCR? THE VIEW is a morning show and was when it started. Afternoons, back then, were reserved for soap operas by ABC.(Back then? Stocky talks of watching with Grandma when Rosie was a host.)
Politics effect everyone's lives. We all have some level of awareness we can bring to the table on most topics. No, no one is an expert on everything and there are times when its prudent to just listen. But to suggest that the women of THE VIEW have not been qualified to talk about politics? Long before THE VIEW, Rosie was an outspoken anti-guns activist and an advocate for equality in adoptions (the latter is, in fact, what led to her coming out).
I would love to know what topics THE VANGUARD boys feels they are experts on -- other than beating off.
It's insulting and this is a left program. This is what we get. Two Silent Bob and Jay f**kers who think that only some people are allowed to weigh in and that they themselves are the two to decide who should weigh in. Smoke your blunt, play with your junk and go back to bed, boys.
Meanwhile, the Turkish government continues to persecute the Kurds. Layal Shakir (RUDAW) reports:
Turkish bombardment targeted a refugee camp in northern Iraq’s Makhmour
early Friday morning resulting in material losses, a source from the
camp told Rudaw.
“At around 8:20 am, today [Friday] Turkish airplanes hit an empty house in Makhmour camp,” the source, who preferred to stay anonymous, said. No casualties were reported, they added.
Media affiliated with the Kurdistan Workers’ Party (PKK) Roj News also reported the attack saying the attack shattered the windows of some houses and damaged the houses of some civilians.
Makhmour camp hosts more than 12,000 Kurdish refugees who fled persecution by the Turkish state, mainly in the 1990s. It is located in areas disputed between Erbil and Baghdad.
Cahids Dersim Tweets:
And we'll note this Tweet:
I don't believe the Turkish government is targeting terrorists. I think they're targeting Kurds in the same way that, 100 years ago, they targeted the Armenians. But regardless of which side you fall on that, do we not agree that bombing homes is terrorism? What the Turkish government repeatedly brags of is terrorism. Harry Istepanian observes:
Airstrike targeting Makhmour Refugee camp, Turkish aggression is continuing almost on daily basis.
The world does need to pay attention. And maybe the boys of THE VANGUARD will pay attention, after they've attacked every woman they can in one show after another?
Elections one month away and Iraq's Prime Minister Mustafa al-Khadimi doesn't even have the strength/power/resolve to get Turkey to lay off the bombings long enough for people to go to the polls. He's perfectly content to allow Turkey to violate Iraq's sovereignty -- and so content that he's an attempting to purchase weapons from them.
Elections one month away. US taxpayer money was recently used to purchase . . . optics. The Biden administration okayed a bribe to Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr to get him to announce he was going to take part in the elections. (As we noted weeks ago, his bloc was never out of the race. We noted that when one member of his bloc explained how the press had gotten the 'withdrawal' wrong.) So US tax dollars went to someone that the US government has, at various times, tried to paint as a murderer. But, stay calm, America, your dollars purchased . . . optics.
There was hope on the part of the US State Dept that the bribe would result in others deciding to participate in the election. Just deciding because the US government has fits of cheapness. Pay off Moqtada with no concerns and then suddenly the well dries up.
Moqtada's announcement last weekend has had absolutely no influence.
Hatem Hussein (ALMADA) reports that those not named Moqtada who had announced that they would not be participating are standing by their decision. This includes certain leaders and members of The October Revolution as well as political blocs such as the Communist Party, The position is that participating in the election is participating in an attempt to restore a corrupt system. The Communist Party's Jassim al-Halfi notes that they called for their boycott at the end of July and that nothing has changed -- no reforms have been made -- so their position has not changed. Layal Shakir (RUDAW) reports:
The Iraqi people’s general attitude toward the elections has turned
“cold”, a prominent member of the Sadrist movement told Rudaw on
Thursday, as parliamentary elections approach.
The public “mistrusts political blocs,” Issam Hussein, a popular Sadrist commentator, told Rudaw’s Hawraz Gulpi, “especially with the behavior of the political blocs in the past 18 years.”
The situation for people in central and southern Iraq is dire, according to Hussein, noting that there are few job opportunities in the areas, leading people to migrate to the Iraqi capital of Baghdad for work.
“It is believed that such citizens don’t have the will to head to the ballot boxes,” he added.
So they paid off Moqtada but Moqtada's new public stance wasn't enough to inspire his cult?
Last month, the world lost Glen Ford of BLACK AGENDA REPORT. Richard Medhurst notes Glen in the segment below.
Richard Medhurst speaks with BLACK AGENDA REPORT this week about the media. Excerpt below:
Earlier this year, Britain’s telecommunications regulator OFCOM revoked CGTN’s license. CGTN is an English-language news outlet based in China. The accusation was that CGTN was controlled by the Chinese Communist Party and that it allegedly failed to disclose this.
Two weeks later China revoked the BBC’s broadcast license in China and Hong Kong. (BBC is tax-payer funded and run by the British government). You can imagine the reaction. Total outrage by Western outlets, calling China authoritarian and all sorts of Sinophobic stereotypes– meanwhile these same voices barely said a thing when CGTN was banned in the UK two weeks prior.
Press TV, based in Iran, suffered a similar fate when OFCOM revoked its broadcast license in 2012. There always seems to be an excuse to take English-language foreign outlets off the air, yet we’re supposed to believe the countries doing this are impartial and supportive of a free press.
Again, it’s important to note that this isn’t just about censoring a publisher or broadcaster inside one’s own border, which is bad enough. What the United States did in June was to completely knock out these news sites, for everyone worldwide.
In the same way the United States seizes (a nice way of saying “steals”) Iran’s fuel tankers and then sells off the oil, or gets the Bank of England to seize Venezuela’s gold in London– these news sites were also seized in a brazen act of piracy.
The claim that the United States has jurisdiction over .com domains and that these news sites didn’t obtain an exemption from sanctions is nonsense. These websites were targeted specifically because they are news sites, and because they publish critical truths about the United States, Israel and Western imperialism.
When supposed “democracies” dub the work of foreign journalists “misinformation”, accusing them of being military units and using that to silence them, you should be extremely worried.
How many times have we heard Rachel Maddow whine about “Russian hackers”? How often do we hear these baseless claims of Chinese, Russian or Iranian “cyberattacks”, in an attempt to malign these countries? Yet all of a sudden when the United States hacks and takes Iranian and other websites offline, all these outraged voices are nowhere to be found.
If Iran had taken a single American news site offline – never mind 33 of them– there would be global outrage. Every U.S. politician and pundit would be screaming from the rooftops, calling it an act of war and an attack on democracy. But in this case, the mainstream media barely bothered to cover or question the Biden administration’s actions. All of a sudden, a continuation of Trump policies and attacking the press don’t seem to bother the liberal left that screamed about “voting out fascism”. The hypocrisy is blinding.
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